total B.S

I have waited, and waited, and waited for a movie this summer to not be a total steaming pile of hippo excrement. Pirates, spider man, the only okay movie i saw had to be hot fuzz. It is not like it is that hard to make a good movie. Look at the departed! It is a cop movie, but it has Alec Baldwin. All you need are good actors like oceans 11, 12, and 13, and every one will go to see it no matter how crappy it is. Just say it is about... a pirate.. no, a space pirate. No, a band of space pirates. And Say that there is... a space station. no, a lot of space stations. That the pirates try to destroy with their laser swords. And the other people try to defend the space stations. Only... that shoot lasers out of their mouth and their eyes, yeah this is getting pretty damn good. Then there is a big bomb. And a space monster, that looks like optimus prime, only instead of metal, it is radioactive goop. And the robots all have rockets on their feet, and jet packs on their backs. With turbo cannons, and poison gas injectors.

Then, throw a script together, add the following actors

Chuck Norris
Bruce lee
George clooney
mat Damon
justin timberlake
johny depp
Edward Norton
Anthony Hopkins
nicholas cage
Kevin spacy
David Tennant
rose-o-donald(as the monster but you should already know that seeing how i added this AFTER i wrote the paragraph below)

And you have a grammy winning kick ass movie in which Chuck norris whoops some space pirae ass bitch!!1 Hellz yeah!! Bruce Lee is the head of the space pirates, and chuck Norris is the head of the laser shooter space men, Only he has super powers like.. to kill some one with one punch, only he already does that so like, well Chuck Norris already has super-like powers. So Justin timberlake can do something usefull. That would be a good super power for him. It is like celeberty showdown. Oh! and rosee-o-donald to be the space monster, it would save on make-up costs. Davd Tennant should be there too! Yeah! add david tennant.( the last to names were added after i wrote this. Just trust me. What!!-my word is not good enough again huh. Well as i said before, (screw you!))