Monday, June 25, 2007

smacman



okay, as you know, pacman is the greatest thing since, well... okay it is the best game ever made. But it is old right? right. How do we fit it into today's society instead of making crappy games like pacmans island for the PS2? Make smacman. Kids are into drugs, And what do the dots look like? Exstacy? exactly. When you think about it, who would be thinking they are being chased by ghosts unless they are totally tripping balls. The only changes you would have to make is to change the big dots into syringes. And instead of the ghosts turning blue, they turn rainbowish...like. This is the idea of a life time and is patented by Totaly tripping ideas inc. okay. So dont steel ideas, i want at least fifty bucks for it.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

total B.S

I have waited, and waited, and waited for a movie this summer to not be a total steaming pile of hippo excrement. Pirates, spider man, the only okay movie i saw had to be hot fuzz. It is not like it is that hard to make a good movie. Look at the departed! It is a cop movie, but it has Alec Baldwin. All you need are good actors like oceans 11, 12, and 13, and every one will go to see it no matter how crappy it is. Just say it is about... a pirate.. no, a space pirate. No, a band of space pirates. And Say that there is... a space station. no, a lot of space stations. That the pirates try to destroy with their laser swords. And the other people try to defend the space stations. Only... that shoot lasers out of their mouth and their eyes, yeah this is getting pretty damn good. Then there is a big bomb. And a space monster, that looks like optimus prime, only instead of metal, it is radioactive goop. And the robots all have rockets on their feet, and jet packs on their backs. With turbo cannons, and poison gas injectors.

Then, throw a script together, add the following actors

Chuck Norris
Bruce lee
George clooney
mat Damon
justin timberlake
johny depp
Edward Norton
Anthony Hopkins
nicholas cage
Kevin spacy
David Tennant
rose-o-donald(as the monster but you should already know that seeing how i added this AFTER i wrote the paragraph below)

And you have a grammy winning kick ass movie in which Chuck norris whoops some space pirae ass bitch!!1 Hellz yeah!! Bruce Lee is the head of the space pirates, and chuck Norris is the head of the laser shooter space men, Only he has super powers like.. to kill some one with one punch, only he already does that so like, well Chuck Norris already has super-like powers. So Justin timberlake can do something usefull. That would be a good super power for him. It is like celeberty showdown. Oh! and rosee-o-donald to be the space monster, it would save on make-up costs. Davd Tennant should be there too! Yeah! add david tennant.( the last to names were added after i wrote this. Just trust me. What!!-my word is not good enough again huh. Well as i said before, (screw you!))

Thursday, June 21, 2007

chuck norris


i know you must have heard some jokes about chuck norris. I rectnly saw one of his movies. And it was the best thing ever. Chuck norris is the coolest person scince jesus. Its good to have another person who is close to the collness of jesus

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Naruto Shippuden

the series is going slow, but it is progressing


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I wonder if Garra dies?

Monday, June 4, 2007

The exposure



Alright ladies and gentlemen, now that i have your attention i can begin. This is true. Microsoft wants to down the jews. This is NYC( new york city for those of you who are idiots) is the picture shown above. It is the same way in word 2007. this means that they meant it to be there. So mock me if you will, but try it out for your self. Alright then... thought so... okay... i have made my point...no, really try it... i can wait... sure!!!!.... now do you see?... HA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! i told you!! what, is my word not good enough? screw it.