smacman

okay, as you know, pacman is the greatest thing since, well... okay it is the best game ever made. But it is old right? right. How do we fit it into today's society instead of making crappy games like pacmans island for the PS2? Make smacman. Kids are into drugs, And what do the dots look like? Exstacy? exactly. When you think about it, who would be thinking they are being chased by ghosts unless they are totally tripping balls. The only changes you would have to make is to change the big dots into syringes. And instead of the ghosts turning blue, they turn rainbowish...like. This is the idea of a life time and is patented by Totaly tripping ideas inc. okay. So dont steel ideas, i want at least fifty bucks for it.

total B.S

I have waited, and waited, and waited for a movie this summer to not be a total steaming pile of hippo excrement. Pirates, spider man, the only okay movie i saw had to be hot fuzz. It is not like it is that hard to make a good movie. Look at the departed! It is a cop movie, but it has Alec Baldwin. All you need are good actors like oceans 11, 12, and 13, and every one will go to see it no matter how crappy it is. Just say it is about... a pirate.. no, a space pirate. No, a band of space pirates. And Say that there is... a space station. no, a lot of space stations. That the pirates try to destroy with their laser swords. And the other people try to defend the space stations. Only... that shoot lasers out of their mouth and their eyes, yeah this is getting pretty damn good. Then there is a big bomb. And a space monster, that looks like optimus prime, only instead of metal, it is radioactive goop. And the robots all have rockets on their feet, and jet packs on their backs. With turbo cannons, and poison gas injectors.

Then, throw a script together, add the following actors

Chuck Norris
Bruce lee
George clooney
mat Damon
justin timberlake
johny depp
Edward Norton
Anthony Hopkins
nicholas cage
Kevin spacy
David Tennant
rose-o-donald(as the monster but you should already know that seeing how i added this AFTER i wrote the paragraph below)

And you have a grammy winning kick ass movie in which Chuck norris whoops some space pirae ass bitch!!1 Hellz yeah!! Bruce Lee is the head of the space pirates, and chuck Norris is the head of the laser shooter space men, Only he has super powers like.. to kill some one with one punch, only he already does that so like, well Chuck Norris already has super-like powers. So Justin timberlake can do something usefull. That would be a good super power for him. It is like celeberty showdown. Oh! and rosee-o-donald to be the space monster, it would save on make-up costs. Davd Tennant should be there too! Yeah! add david tennant.( the last to names were added after i wrote this. Just trust me. What!!-my word is not good enough again huh. Well as i said before, (screw you!))

chuck norris

i know you must have heard some jokes about chuck norris. I rectnly saw one of his movies. And it was the best thing ever. Chuck norris is the coolest person scince jesus. Its good to have another person who is close to the collness of jesus

Naruto Shippuden

the series is going slow, but it is progressing


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I wonder if Garra dies?

The exposure

Alright ladies and gentlemen, now that i have your attention i can begin. This is true. Microsoft wants to down the jews. This is NYC( new york city for those of you who are idiots) is the picture shown above. It is the same way in word 2007. this means that they meant it to be there. So mock me if you will, but try it out for your self. Alright then... thought so... okay... i have made my point...no, really try it... i can wait... sure!!!!.... now do you see?... HA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! i told you!! what, is my word not good enough? screw it.

pirates of the awfull movie 3 "at low budgets end"

i will just get in talking about this movie right away

cons
-spacial effects were the same
-the wedding in the battle totally was lame
-about an hour to long
-will becoming Davy Jones
-the set up for another
-the cal ipso story line
-Taiwan was not created back then which proves they did no research
-the land of the dead where people floated down on boats must have offended orthodox people every where
-how they tried to be funny
-Davy Jones without tentacles is an ugo
-that midget who fired the big gun and flew back making all the little kids laugh, it is not nice to insult someone because they are small( you might as well kick a new born puppy jerks)
-how later on the midget fired the same gun and did not fall
- how they threw swords up through the floor boards even though the handles were to big
-Davy Jones with no tentacles is and ugo (cal ipso is and ugo too so i would hate to see their alignment child

-PROS
-the credits rolled up

note: their is supposedly some pirate code by which they base there moral princaples
by, but they don't live by them. The creators must not live by their moral principles either because they did not care this movie would be horrible.

entourage

this is one of my favoriot shows. here is the latest episode


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@%$* in a box

this is a video from Saturday night live. It is called my dick in a box. It is unsecensored so if you have a problem with that word, dont watch it, but is hillarious. Dont really try it, the next video was fan made. Enjoy!

Tv shows ending

As the summer comes tv shows have thier season finales. Things like 30 rock have been confirmed for season two mainly because it is a freakin awesome. Other shows with crappy finales like My name is earl where he goes to jail (What!) MAY NOT COME BACK, heroes also is a great show and is coming back. Supernatural may come back, and so may the Office. Bones will be for season 2. Firefly, which had almost came back, will not. The final desicion has not quite been made, but the company only looks at the views in amarica, otherwise it would be the best show on the air. Some shows will be starting next season like the show "cavemen" Which is about the cavemen from the gieco comercails. (no shit.) here is a sample for those of you who are living in a cave.

You know what, no, just no.

i sadi that the facts on this are well, not facts. This is made up, at least the first post. People scream at me goin "FUCK YOU!" and i am sick of it. I made up that first post as a mother freakin joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


kapeesh?

HoTT FuZZ

this movie was hysterical. It was cool. Ya dig? yeah , thought so. Any ways, not good for kids. It wass very bloody, and it was scary, mildly scary at parts. It was sure funny, heres the trailer. Ya need to check dis shit out!

the leave of the Nazi

For as long as i know, my school has been oppressed by a higher power that no one can stop. This of course is the demon triangle. The three people at school who make every on else miserable, The biggest jerk off is Mr. Mike. He has been known as the Nazi for years. He does not stop smiling but he punishes kids by telling there parent and blowing the thing out of context. A kid got in trouble for saying " hello" to him insincerely. The kids dad laughed over the phone hysterically. Only now all those years of smiling has finnally paid off. He is leaving for a promotion. Though i am graduating next year, the best principle Dr.k is coming. The tyranny has ended once and for all.

Whoa

they should not have made a big deal out of this. notice the black people did not really care.

boondocks theme

kickass dude this show rocks!

spiderman 3

The widly anticipated realease of spiderman 3 was a great dissapointment. not that it was so bad, but it failed to deliver. Just not as good as the others. The sand man was all angry. When he blew away in the end it really pissed me off. This movie had lots of action, but only one seen contained him fighting with his actuall uniform on. this movie also had venom. I am no nerd but it totaly sucked when a comet just crashed and it came out. LameOOOoooOOO. just check out the trailer, if i had seen this, i would have waited for dvd. Still spider man 3 gets a 8 ipds out of 10 ipods. (its a joke get over it)

wtf

My sister is a big #@*& so i will be using my seceret spy skills to sneak into her room and steal her diary. I will also be talking about paeople who piss me off and when i annoy people. Needless to say there will be many posts in a short while.

*craping squirl out*

(code name 0_o)

the pawns that we have become

There is no doubt that the growing imperialist government is hiding numerous plots and lying about numerous occasions. With such times at hand, it is important to reflect on the governments actions and dig into our own self consciouses to reflect on our personal being for what lies beneath. The people who support the government are said to not know that the government wants you dead by the age of 62 so we can’t collect on social security. They are also said to not know how taking pills that could save your life will slowly deteriorate your organs so your brain will become stimulated at just the right amount so no one can question the authority. However with drops in the economy, people can not afford modern medicine. People have begun to question things like 9/11 and the tea pot dome scandal. With the rise in medical advancements and the rise of disease, the government has dug its way into a whole. People can not afford medicine, and they question the authority, and with more diseases and less cures, the government researches and loses money to cover up. The medicine price needs to go up so that they can get the money back. People can’t afford it so the government gets less and less money. They can not stop because then people will discover and it will be public knowledge. People are growing more and more adapt to vaccines every day. People are focusing on the war when what they should be afraid of is the very cells in the human body being taken over by the evil corporate fat cats. In fact little did the people know that the government tricked everyone. The government is not responsible for 9/11 in fact; they just want us to think that they are. People focus more on Iraq, Less on medicine, less money the government waists. War costs more money, but after, while the economy grows during the war, and people get a rise in money like in the past, people can then afford more medicine, people will focus more on the war. The bigger of the war, the more money pumped into the economy. Soon the government will have every one stimulated (brain washed) so that war is in full swing, everyone supports the government, the war is boosting the economy, and the government can stage anything they want to attack other countries that the United states owes money to. No one will question authority. Though 9/11 was not staged actually, People not affording drugs, and questioning 9/11 turned out to be what will lead to the total take over and possibly ww3. The government has already planned this out before the war started. This brings us bak to the topic at hand.

Amad is a hoe, and thats a fact.